I've been busier than shit lately. My bad. I'll be updating my fan-fics soon! Sorry for the wait. In the meantime...

Tag! I'm it!

RULES:
You must pick one!
Be honest!
Tag three friends on DA.


1. Would you rather have your foot hacked off by a chainsaw or have your primary arm amputated?

My arm, cause then I could sit there and make Monty Python jokes all day! "Your arm's off! No it isn't!"

2. Would you rather eat a box of oreos or a box of pocky?

I would and have eaten a box of Oreos first

3. Would you rather be listening to a really hardcore scream-o song, or huge loud techno song?

You best be jokin. :angry:

4. Would you rather go blind or deaf?

Blind. I love good music. That is all.

5. Would you rather go to a party or stay home on a saturday night?

Depends. But mostly party!

6. Would you rather be anorexic and good looking or fat and have everything taste extremely delicious.

FOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7. Would you rather fall down a flight of stairs or get hit in the head with a brick?

Bricks would cause more collateral damage. Stairs plz.

8. Would you rather be a magical pink blob that can roll around and get things magically magnetized to you, or a super stealthy military man with a mullet who hides in a box?

You don't see Snake. I mean, mullet dude.

9. Would you rather go to a horror movie with the person you love and wet yourself, or go to a comedy and laugh so hard you wet yourself in front the most popular girl at your school?

I have never given one shit about popularity. Bring on miss high and mighty.

10. Would you rather be stuck on a deserted island with your mom, or stuck in line at macdonalds behind one of those fat chicks who complains about a mistake that was entirely her fault?

I love mom, but I'll take the 2 minute experience over the god knows how long.

11. Would you rather be a giant purple monster with eight arms 14 eyes, and no hair, or a fly?

Flys die really quickly. Monster.

12. Would you rather give birth to 14 children all at once or be burned alive, eaten, crapped into a toilet, taken out and left in the sun till your remains went dry, and then set on fire again?

I actually like kids, still 12 is tough. But I don't like burning it stinks so kids it is. >.<

13. Would you rather get your room painted professionally or get your closest friends to help you paint it yourself?

I broke like four rollers the last time i tried to paint shit. Let someone else do it.

14. Would you rather be stood up for a date, and find out your sig. other is out with someone else, or breakup with your best friend?

Isn't your girlfriend supposed to be your best friend?

15. Would you rather have your hair or crotch lit on fire?

Both are hairy, I'll take the scalp, because I'm already going bald. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

16. Would you rather get Cancer and only have a short time to live, or have diabetes and not be able to eat anything sugary?

Diabetes is a real possibility for me in my family. Cancer is painful. Diabetes.

17. Would you rather have natural rainbow hair, or a cat's ears and tail?

Meow! Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

18. Would you rather watch "Wipe out zone" or "101 things removed from the human body"?

Lol, bad TV programming. Let's go wipeout!

19. Facebook or Nexopia?

Myspace.

20. Coloured clothes or black clothes?

Bright colors. Have you seen my Jimmy Buffett Style shirt? No. Lol.

21. Anime or Liveaction?

Liveaction is not nor will it ever be as good as Anime.

22. Ipod or Telephone?

iPhone. (I think I just broke this question :3)

23. Would you rather sit in art class for 12 hours straight or 4 hours of math?

I could do 4 of Math. >.< DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT! I SUCK AT DRAWING!

24. Candy or chocolate?

Chocolate is candy... duh. OM NOM NOM.

25. Tea or Coffee?

Tea. I actually like it? I don't really understand it either

26. Jack sparrow, or Jack Skellington?

Jack Sparrow. And a jar of dirt.

27. English music or foreign music?

Doesn't matter so long as it's good, but english for arguments sake.

28. Tokio hotel or Rammstein?

I would love a hotel in Tokyo. Man that's gotta be expensive though amirite?

29. Fruits or veggies?

Fruits. Vegetables have plagued mankind for too long. (Stealing this answer from :3)

30. No Friends allowed or no computer allowed?

Friends plox, compy can be silent for a while.

Please Finish this sentence
I am:, sir, an idiot

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